You just had to tell me what?

I just wanted to tell you I was thinking about you. 😃

My mother

I find it hard to believe. Because, you didn’t think about me when I was freezing you offered no sweater, I was drowning and you stepped on my head.

When you received confirmation I was going to meet my maker before you, you tied cinder blocks to my ankles. I don’t like you very much.

You proved me to be correct and took a bit of innocence from a 63 year old bonafide optimist when he heard your reaction firsthand, he used to think I was being overdramatic, he brushed me off as ridiculous when I warned him of this sad truth.

I’m embarrassed to say.

For the first time in my life I can authentically say I wasn’t happy to be right.

Sticks and stones, sticks and stones Joslynn.

Mrs. Mom